The Motel Schmotel is located within minutes from the beach and the city center with its shopping venues. The hotel is also near famous sites such as the Brighton Pier, The Lanes, Theatre Royal and the Pavilion Theatre. The Brighton Station is within 10 to 15 minutes away from the hotel.

All eight rooms are en-suite and have been refurbished. They are equipped with facilities like coffee and tea makers, satellite televisions, wireless Internet connection and CD players. They also have private bathrooms with hair dryer and towels.

The Motel Schmotel is a 3-star rated, contemporary funky guest house. It features facilities and services such as on-site car parking and wireless Internet access. This non-smoking facility serves breakfast and caters to vegetarians. The Motel Schmotel is centrally-heated and is a gay-friendly establishment.